The man who has since been cleared of all charges! David Malki ! has been a strong advocate for T-shirt rights and alien protection since marrying his exotic Faugeridon bride, Nikki, whose retractable antenna made her the target of much ignorant ire. David and Nikki adopted two Ewefestrian children, Charles and Mollie, after Ewefestria was destroyed by cosmic tragedy rays (not to be confused with comic tragedy rays: one makes you hurt, the other makes you hurt when you laugh). The children do not yet know they are adopted.
David is the creator of Wondermark and the co-creator of Machine of Death.