Boldly loving our planet in ways even tumblr would find objectionable, Ambassador Xog has turned his passion into a lifelong study of the pale blue planet and its stumpy, mostly-brownish people.
He is a particular fan of our pop culture, including wearing things that aren't actually clothing, sexualising things that aren't actually sexual, and hummus.
Manhive (HolmesConUK 2009 Limited Edition)
It's Not The Size That Counts, It's How Ewe Use It
Help Me Zelda, Metroid is Shooting Me