The hirsute and hysterical Chris Hastings is from New York City (which – as it turns out – actually is the centre of the universe). Scientists are trying to determine if this could be due to Chris Hastings himself: perhaps something he has done, something terrible? For the record, Chris has repeatedly and vehemently insisted that he had nothing to do with it. However, it must be emphasised that Chris is not a scientist, so his opinion should be taken with the mandatory grain of salt.
Chris is the creator of the comic series Dr McNinja and he is currently writing the Adventure Time comic book series. He engages in funny sketch comedy, fine home-cookery, and championship-level lounging.