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Piranhamoose Emblem
> Designed by David Malki !

Piranhamoose Emblem
PRODUCT TAGS: Giant BeastsImproper Animals

Dr Jay Fitzhibbens designed the first viable piranhamoose fetus in 1999, and won the Nobel Prize for his leaps in genetic hybridisation – until it was revealed that he did so with the Grow Your Own Hybrid Kit, a popular children’s toy widely available throughout the Loquaddle Empire (suggested retail price $19.99.)  Rather than withdraw the prize completely, however, the Nobel committee simply forced Dr Fitzhibbens to share it with Susie McIntyre, age 11, of Boulder, CO, as she had spliced a successful goldfish-chihuahua (“gohuahuish”) hybrid using the Loquaddlian kit in that same year. 

Men’s printed on: Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle
Women’s on: Gildan 5000L Ladies Heavy Cotton
Youth on: Anvil 990B Youth Lightweight Fashion
  • $ 19.77