> Designed by Zorblat Yex
Zorblat Yex designed this shirt to serve as a public service awareness campaign for visiting aliens, demonstrating the proper form for how to operate upon a human, should they suffer the ultimate malady: heartbreak.
This possibility has become all too real since opening our borders to interplanetary visits, as the Inner Beauty Barons of Planet Wissstful are known for their soft eyes and tender touch, and not at all for their mercy.
Men’s printed on: Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle
Women’s on: Gildan 5000L Ladies Heavy Cotton
Youth on: Anvil 990B Youth Lightweight Fashion