Contact us

Email address: president [at]

Greetings! Please feel free to email us for any of the following purposes:

  • Questions about individual orders
  • General enquiries and questions
  • Invitations to exciting human parties and events
  • Nobel Prize notifications
  • Getting back in touch

For quickest service, please include, when appropriate, your 4-digit order number, your butler or concierge’s direct telephone number, or your TSA redress number.

Special orders are available. If you would like a certain shirt to be printed on a different brand or color of shirt, it costs $7 extra. We can print on most of the common styles made by American Apparel, Alternative, Next Level, Anvil, Gildan, and Bella+Canvas.

When you write, indicate which shirt design you'd like, the shirt type you'd like it on, and your shipping postcode. If we can do it, we'll send you an invoice for the total cost of the shirt + shipping. Once we receive your payment, we'll create your custom shirt!

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